lulz-time:
When my parents call:

When my boo calls:

When that annoying nigga who i try to be nice to calls:

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| math test:
| a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
| the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
| explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:
| The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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